complainant: hi officer, id like to make a report.officer: yea sure, wats e matter?complainant: um... i sorta lost something.officer: sorta?.. sorta lost what?complainant: err... my virginity.officer (thinking to himself): tis a joke or tis idiot got sodomised?... no... its no lame joke...i mean this conversation happened. it seriusly happened... haha. lame. i noe.wth? lost my virginity? wat next?aniways, ive always (atleast since last yr) wanted to lose something... yea. seriusly.wanted to lose tis crap and nvr even bother to find it again... wat m i talkin bout?... my fat gut.