"beeep," the sound of the fone sms alert awakens mic up from a night of much missed rest. 'wat time u wanna meet man?'damn. its 8.30. mic was supposed 2 go 2 the jedi institute for a convention. and he was running late. remaining cool (its uncanny how he can be so cool while facing possible doom) he gets dressed and takes a primitive form of transport (sb-99) many miles to the convention. many droids were in que to take the galactic shuttle to the convention. "gee. wat r all these lowlife doing here? its gonna b damn crowded there. heck, theyr not even old enough to get enrolled into e naboo university. where's a-nick-kin roadrunner aniwayz?" he ponders. if theres one creature in this universe tt can be even later den mic, it was his old accomplice, nick...the place was big and overwhelming. the languages spoken were alien to the two young jedi. heck, german? wat planet is that from?the modules one had 2 learn to become a honours jedi was, one time too many, boring. what happende to all e talk bout e fun stuff like learning how 2 teleport n read minds n stuff? all tt was offered was crap like philosophy. damned socrates made e 2 young jedis n a 1.5m short droid named khai fall asleep. history was too old too. whats film and history got in common? trust the sith lords to come up with wierd schools of thought.geography seemed to b e most popular. perhaps, the idea of metamorphing the ground beneath oneself is a much sought after skill? our jedis r not impressed. the sight of old friends from the jedi junior college , though, made them feel much at home. at last, they went for the economics 'booth'. inspired by the fact that great jedi master Goh C.T.P.0. was a graduate, the two young ones had visions of their own future. "man, mabbe we'll become supreme ministers in the roung lightning table one day."time check showed that it was past noon. the two had an appointment at centrepoint. a solar-system in the middle of the orchard galaxy, some 20 light aeons away. out of desparation, they resorted 2 take e fastest known teleporter there. on the way, mic received incoming signals that his training mates at the prestigous TRACOM were calling him out for a Star Wars movie. heh. what has this world come to. lame movies. sheesh. wat next? Star peace? who has ever heard of creatures called human beings tt posses powers akin to an amoeba? haha. wat r light sabres anyway? are they too weak to carry heavy metal ones? "whadeheck, im in"another signal reached mic's communications device. it was chang this time... another friend from jjc. he seemed desperate for a crumpler case for his music creating device. this young jedi has special powers not many possess. he has e ability to dispell all mainstream ideas and create a niche of his own. as nick went for a makeover, mic joined chang for some 'scanning'. he too got a crumpler case; but instead for his communication device. nick joined the 2 later on in a fast food diner tt openly proclaims to b e king of burgers. chang leaving for church, e other 2 go off to the far reaches of the eastern nebula. in this region, the creatures don the wierdest outfits. robes give way for knee length socks, body piercings and artwork on flesh. oh yea, did we mention wierd colour combinations? if there is one reason darth vader destroys this planet, its bcoz of scums of society and wierd (read 'individualistic') dress sense.
Friday, May 20, 2005
Sundaybooked in again. sianz. gonna b a good week tho. for one, no pt! haha.Mondaywoke up to rain... so no mass cal! woohoo! had lesson den 4th frame. passed for e 1st time. ahahah. got 62/100. tt means a 2nd class pass. ahh. pass can oreadi. at night had 1st aid. e old aunty was back again. lesson was borin as usual. at e end of it, she played a 'motivational' cd tt she bought for $2000. haha. conned! lol. it was supposed 2 destress oneself. it made me sleep. haha.Tuesdayanother slack day. mornin had dry prac. den had another fun lesson. den shooting. got 71/100! tts a 1st class! e test shoot got marksman!! haha. but 18/20 oni. lol. night shoot. so damn fun. well, i c im improving. good... good... took lots of pics of ourselves holding e taurus... kinda wifout anione knowin (look at my friendster) haha. damn sim. told him 2 take e pics at a spefic angle, he took e pics like shit.back at e bunk, played soccer. dribble, den juggle e ball. haha. reached 1oo plus juggles b4 cheong heng intefered. nabei. hahaWednesdayanother boring day. lol. heck, i cant remember wat happened.ThursdaySwimming was damn shiong. haha. e weather was damn hot. so did our warm ups under e hose-spray. FI chang yi sprayin us while doing pushups- haha. damn nice. oh yea, we did swimming wif e regs! lol. finally. haaha. later on did 6 laps. heh. i cld barely finish it. den did life saving 2. e water based rescues. den did fighting underwater. haha. cool!finally came my sentry duty. haha. fun. not tiring at all ah! prowling was super exiciting. went 2 echo coy and e old medical office n even SPOM- e 3 supposed most haunted. kinda creepy ah. esp e old MO. coz cldnt find e buku sign. den we went arnd it in pitch darkness (coz e dragonlight died out). exho coy was wierder. supposed tt no one stayed there... but from e back, cld see some lights on. walkin 2wards e front, e whole coy had lights on! sial ah. past lights out time even.Fridayin e mornin, did flag raising. fun. ok, im exaggerating. went back 2 e bunk n did some polishin. den fell asleep till lunch. after prayers had one more live shoot. i passed. but barely... ohh well.we got ready 4 book out by 1730. but e pdp rehersals was goin on. we cld oni walk out at 2000hrs! but e other squads had their FIS or OCsquads walk em out. ours were bz wif e parade. in e end, FI raj came in his no1. n walked us out at 7. damn.
Sunday, May 15, 2005
Words came from my sorrowed lips,
Too few happy times in toture,
Scrape the flesh off my body,
In my own heart all distinctions are gone,
Vanished to a broken foolish dream,
Turned only to tearful nightmares,
In my head, even in good times,
All happy thoughts die to the lies,
Could I live in this hell,
Where painful tears have stung my eyes?
Tell me if you remembered what I looked when you said nothing was right,
At night when the lights where gone,
I... left to histerically wonder to my image,
If anything I was could have possibly gone wrong,
If I am only doomed to forgotten memories,
Like everything else that fades away in your eyes,
Could I have loved to see your face, or speak the words,of true love,
Perhaps then would my soul be saved,
But ill are your attempts that seem to only benifet you,
If saving me from this is what you seek,
Then seek not in only your gain, but in something real,
Not in your warped thoughts but at least in your heart,
Forget what everyone else said,
Forget what you could only see is there,
Look where you should have started, and not in simple random words,
Say what where your true intentions are and stop the lies right here...
I know you've seen her, I know she's there,
Do not speak to me in sonnets if you speak the same with her,
I am not like that... I am not like them... I refuse to tame... I refuse to yield,
I know the sanity to your madness....
whopper for supper
5/15/2005 02:47:00 pmwent to changi airport for makan late last night. raining heavily. heck, visibility was fucked up. cars were doing 30 on e PIE. many had their blinkers on. heh... even cabbies were going slowly. e airport was pretty crowded. unsually crowded. swensens was packed 2 e max like never b4. so ended up eating at burger king. sheesh. travelin 30km for a burger... reminds me of harold and kumar go to white castle.at e airport saw this one ang moh guy... like in his 60s, scavenging for food... literally eating left overs. had a jaded look on his face. carried a small duffle and cardboard box and he was wearing a cliched singapore t-shirt. made me wonder... tis dude is he relli poor, stranded or juz being a cheapskate. haha. e rain was super cool. i took lots of pics of lightning shots n stuff. damn nice. e street lightin gave a sorta warm effect.on e way back, went via AYE. damn. its relli faster comin back via tis road. so i guess it ld b cheaper in a taxi too? e rain had died out. e roads were empty. taxi drivers were zooming by. so naturally, e car was doing 130. haha. cool. one thing ive learnt is tt its ok 2 speed if u see a cabby speed. if hes goin slowly, den smtin is wrong.
Saturday, May 14, 2005
no ob go party
5/14/2005 11:33:00 amwent to town wif some of e squad guys. i was kinda runnin late so met em at far east instead. nt surprised 2 see oni yunus, ah beng, douglas, jon n giles there. waited a while 4 azman den we go makan burger king. after tt discussed wat 2 do. basically we were disappointed many didnt turn up... but expected. e votes were for movie or chinablack. but since i was in shorts, i opted out. so too did yunus. later johnathan came. haha. 8 guys... 2 wearing e same colour codes. me n john in black, giles n ah beng in stripes, azman n douglas in white, yunus n johnathan in maroon. we slacked arnd coz aaron said he was joinin. but wait until 3 hrs. nabei. giles got a call 4 supper at holland v. so decided 2 tompang his car back while e others went cheonging. basket, giles is a pretty good driver man. haha.
Friday, May 13, 2005
week 5
5/13/2005 11:58:00 pmSundaybooked in again. hope e week will go by fast man. FI Kelvin was e D.O. heh, in his roll call address he quoted peter parker's uncle. "With great responsibility comes great responsibility."Monday2nd frame of shooting. haha. failed again. this time e shoot was at toapayoh range. kinda cool place. at night got woken up by FI kelvin at 11 30 pm ah. haha. was kinda blur. tot it was mornin oreadi. den heard ppl in a commotion tellin alpha coy 2 fall in. we tot it was a prank. in e end seemed tt FI wanted 2 talk 2 us. ronnie 4rm sq 10 lost his phone. FI threathened to confine e coy if e fone was not returned. Tuesdayswimming became a pt session. fun ah. did some exercises in e rain. lol. after tt we wasted 2 hrs waitin at e oc block for fingerprinting. but in e end didnt haf. after haircut had e muslim talk. kinda educational. very informative.Wednesdaypt was damn fun but tiring. 1st had 2 run 2.4. every1 had 2 pass. so some of us tried 2 encourage e slow runners. haha. i heped pace giles. he passed!. well done man. after tt we had interval training. juz like in soccer and pe in jjc. 100m x 8 ah. live shoot was fucked up. i failed again. hahaz. den since i was in e last detail had 2 take a van back. watever went on in there is O.S.A.Thursdayswimming was fun. we went into water based rescues. haha. my fear of water is reducing. i actually jumped into e pool without instructions. did a straddle entry wen a slide in was sufficient. e 3rd rescue was e toughest. e rescuer had 2 swim into e deep part and calm down e victim (who has to splash vigourously and make e rescuer drown) den e rescuer has to tow e victim back.lesson was fun. finally touched on module 4.10. ie. sexual offences. haha. jonathan is now known as joanna and jabir is jabira or jamilah. haha. OC was e lamest 2dy. lesson was damn cool. drill at night was tough. but it went well. we learnt lots of new commands. e squad was in total chaos.Fridaywalk out day. haha. damn slack. oni had pdt n lesson. lesson summore e replacement oc fifnt come so went back 2 barrack 2 do fatigue. FI raj came in on us. i guess he was impressed coz he told us 2 fall in a few mins time. but e other squads had 2 spoil our opportunity. they made e toilet dirty... summore didnt do their fatigue. whole coy kena change into pt kit n redo. but aniways, we did a good job n got released earlier den e rest.
Friday, May 06, 2005
blue is the colour
5/06/2005 06:19:00 pmMondaybooked in a day later... coz of holz. haha. relli grown to appreciate e hols. haha. damn lucky so far... i mean, all e hols haf been falling on fridays and mondays. heck. vesak day falls on sunday! so another long week end!Tuesdaysame shit, different day. relli boring day. went by fast. juz as a good day should. one down, three to go.Wednesday1st mass cal. damn slack. haha. coz got all e orang lamas. lol. den got one reg girl... sial ah, her body ah, fuyoh. lol. ahh heck, after mass cal, fi made us run 10 rnds around e parade square... singing many songs. surprised he liked our nigger song..."on my way to thomson, my friend wants to know,why i go to thomsonwhen i can stay at home...i replied back with my middle finger,punched his face and called him nigger,hey-ho wad you say now?thomson road is where i live now"first aid again. damn. late night plus boredom. well, our usual old hag was awol. some new teacher took over. ok, nt complainin. younger even. but like mak cik ah. failed my first aid written test. lol. failed e retest. actually, i copied fahmi's answers. so yea. wrong person 2 copy 4rm. lol.Thursdaymy turn 2 b squad leader. haha. cool. love giving commands. went not bad ah, i mean way better den wen cj took over. haha. tuesday was e most fucked up coz of him la. aniways, 2dys pt was damn fun. rand 3 rounds around e concourse. as usual sang songs. e reg squad were havin pt oso so as usal, fi was showing us off. made us do diamond push-ups wif our right feet up in e air... 90 crunchers (modified crunches ah, legs uo 45%, bring ur knee close 2 ur chest). got news tt able is no longer squad 11. hes gonna get transfered out.at night, we all had a fun time blanketing random ppl. yunus and eugene kena cause they flashbanged us (tts wat dey do at night, wen ppl r asleep. wake em up n flash their flashlight or take pics at e victims face) den jabir and weilun kena coz they talked too much. able kena coz its his last day... and i kena coz i tt days ic. damn.Fridaymornin pt we did eoc. fi said if i finished in e top 10, id get something. i clocked 8 min 19 secs. came in 10th, got nothing. damn. haha. coule haf been faster. but i kida stumbled at e obstacles coz lost momentum.swimming was fun. lol. did land based rescues. my buddy was giles. e texan dude. lol. kena force 2 trap water at e deep end. sial ah. damn tiring.
Monday, May 02, 2005
internal clock gone haywire
5/02/2005 06:38:00 amwent to css 2 play soccer wif e css dudes. hmmz, kinda fun ah, long time nvr kick ball so was kinda rusty. but still scored 4 goals. lol. one long shot. den one one-two... den e rest tap ins. but pancit veri fast. arnd 12 got a call frm home. haha. finally gonna get my s700i! went down to west mall and got it! woohoo. but didnt haf time 2 read e manual... nick called again to go for a movie. but i still had a few more chores b4 i cld go- had 2 wash e cars. washed one and sent e van for a quick carwash. den went down 2 orchard. haha. kinda jaded coz 1stly, 1st time in a long time i was up past 10 pm. secondly, hadnt seen much tall buildings and lights n ppl in a long time. so haha. yep. had some trouble finding cini. met dionne and also huimin, simon and bernard. caught up wif e times wif em till e movie ah.e movie was kinda boring. was stoning most of e time. haha. tink fara was stoning too. after e movie they called me 2 go club. relli wanted 2 but had 2 polish boots. damn. wat a lame excuse. walked out of cini n fara asked bout tracom ghosts. she was kinda surprised tt e little girl wif e teddy bear, u noe e girl who tells her 'mum' tt e person is still awake, is 4rm my bunk. slacked arnd till 4 wen i saw a m174 accross e road. got on it and saw baoyue n her work friend. haha. coincidentally, they were at e same movie.