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Thursday, March 03, 2005
tots on sex. part 2
3/03/2005 02:03:00 pm

exam results jitters. haha. so im calmin myself down wif wat i do best- talk crap. haha. no ah. tink tis time u might juz learn smtin useful... lessee, wat shall we discuss wif prof (pHd. MBBS.) MajGen (airforce) miqhayil 'mickey' nesta? the dude who at age 18 became a multi trillionaire ruler of e universe, savior of mankind, messiah of all that is good and the harbinger of endless fun? heck. i tink im deluded. haha. hangover i guess.. ahh... nt on alcohol la. muz b e pink lady. haha. no la... im nt into hard core drugs... party ones? mabbe. *hint*hint*
hmm... talkin bout parties, there was a great party at seventh avenue (wass it? i dunno juz took bus 77 there) yea... n i tink itll b a great topic 4 2dy?? no? haha. hot babes. haha. lots of fun... as usual. but i guess since kids below 18 read my blog, im nt gonna elaborate.
hmm... ok, mabbe a little teaser so u guys put 2 n 2 2gather. haha. ill put clues into my article here...
recently, sec students were out n abt in town passin arnd bands tryin 2 get their peers 2 'join' in their abstinence. some ppl created a big show bout tis (actualy tis prob has been arnd since dunno when ah) sayin tt abstinence is for losers n stuff... well, im nt sidin any grp. ok, no, im sidin one... but lets look at my arguments for n against.
firstly for. ppl tink its cool 2 save 4 marriage. i guess yea. i mean firstly e religious n moral side of e story. whole reason its 'illegal' in many faiths is coz carelessly, it can lead to tons of problems. nt oni e kid la... but stds too. also, it kinda becomes a tool 4 ppl who wanna use emotional blackmail on e partner. like hit n run... well, tis is hit n run too... literally. more logical reason is tt if u become a seasoned pro, den u might b let down by ur spouse after marriage. i mean tink abt it... many divorces in western countries (n even amgst e young here)...y? get bored quickly of e person? yea right... more like bored in bed.
conservatism aside... howd u feel if ur partner (gf or bf) sez he/she has been laid more times den u? already thers e nvr been kissed grp... poor souls who nvr shared their bacteria wif someone save their moms n their own hands... n mabbe e pet dog. n these ppl feel inferior. haha. tis can b a real ego wrecker. trust me. ok dont... i dunno wat these ppl r actualli goin tru. yea. u get e pic. plus it helps make e special night much more special...
wif tt we come 2 e other side of e argument- my fav side. haha. picture this. mom always sez practice makes perfect... right? well... yea... no practice den how 2 u noe... do it on e 'special' night? bet u dun wanna look like a dud right? mastin can only help u tt much. sex manuals... better as firewood. porn? well, good idea... not! porn is for losers man. who sez u can learn 4rm watchin porn? ok, granted, u learn some cool positions... but truth b told... dude... its a video/photo... theres an editor. wat? u tink e guy can haf a boner tt long? haha. plz. aniways... ppl watch it coz well for 2 reasons... 1, they cant do it themselves... need 2 fantasise tt theyr in e pic... 2 errr... 2... they cant do it themselves... need 2 fantasise tt theyr in e pic. yep.
to me, porn is a huge no-no. i myself haf nvr (i swear!) seen any... all my knowledge is 4rm hearsay n my own understanding. its highly degrading. y? firstly, as e women rights ppl say... its unfair 2 e women in e pics... seen as objects or smtin like tt... i agree... its worse if its child porn.*gasp* ok, my version of it bein degrading, specially if ure a guy n is attached is e motive behind u watchin it... e hot babes wif silicone n perfect skin. ahah! tryin 2 say tt ur gf nt up 2 standard ah? tink abt it... y lesbian porn is hot...even amg girls? (how i noe tis? ive got a dear pw member who gives me all e sites... haha.)
haha... i tink tis is a bit too long ah... wait 4 part 3 for more crap.


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