get tis. e average singaporean gets deflowered by age 17. ha. how they noe sia? k, then again, the same ppl (ok. not same. sum folks frm e american talk show 'saturday night live') say tt there is a law in our tiny island stipulatin tt no one can have sex on busses. haha. yea rite. like ani1 does it aniway. wait im not over. jay leno says tis law was passed after some college (us?) kids got caught doin so. n it wasnt an isolated incident. bahz. wats tis world comin to? gotta agree wif chang. morality has been lost.
went to a party last week (shhh!! dont tell.) in my ex's friends place. ha. u noe all those uwc kids. angmoh n hybrids. act like those teens in high skool movies. seriusly, tis kinda parties r great eye openers. went to a few. e first was n i was like 'whoa!'. seriusly. made me realise how backwards we singaporeans r. geeze. countrybumpkins.
those kids, were makin out like non stop. ok, so wads e big deal? well, its wif diff partners every half hr. i cldnt take it at first. short of gettin a boner (i was innocent back den de) i went to the pool. ha. guess wad? swimwear was floatin on e pool. go figure. haha. as e night wore on, kinda started 2 haf fun. ok, ill leave e details out tis time. aniway, back 2 my pt. we singaporeans r so sheltered. a kiss to us is like goin full frontal. bahz.
k nvm. hahakz. seriusly, e pt is, if u tink pre-maritial sex is great, guess again (of course, its kinda fun if its wif ur long time partner la). dun even try it out of curiosity. itll hurt damn bad. 4 both of u. emotionally n physically. plus the bedsheets will get soiled. hahakz.
n i noe of tis girl (sum1 sum of u might noe) who went arnd on a sexcapade juz coz she got dumped n wanted 2 spike her bf. haha. wat was she tinkin? shes totally regrettin it now. dun ask y. let ur imagination run wild.